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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind.

—Jack Handy
20/21
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Deb:Welcome to Taco Burger. How may I ...
Box 2
Deb:Frank? What are you doing here?
Jason D:Ordering a burger of course.
Box 3
Deb:But ... you're a burger.
Jason D:So? I can't eat myself, though I'm sure I'm delicious.
Box 4
Deb:But, isn't that canibalism?
Jason D:Only if I eat my own kind.
Box 5
Jason D:As long as you don't sell giant talking burgers, I'm okay.
Box 6
Jason D:It's like you ordering a monkey burger. Whether you like it or not, it's not canibalism.
Box 7
Deb:Fine. Here's your burger.
Jason D:Thanks.
Box 8
Jason D:Mmm...
Box 9
Deb:I'm taking Monkey Burger off the menu.