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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

—Jeff Foxworthy
20/21
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Closed Captioning for the Reading-My-Handwriting Impared
Box 1
Deb:Welcome to Taco Burger. How may I ...
Box 2
Deb:Frank? What are you doing here?
Jason D:Ordering a burger of course.
Box 3
Deb:But ... you're a burger.
Jason D:So? I can't eat myself, though I'm sure I'm delicious.
Box 4
Deb:But, isn't that canibalism?
Jason D:Only if I eat my own kind.
Box 5
Jason D:As long as you don't sell giant talking burgers, I'm okay.
Box 6
Jason D:It's like you ordering a monkey burger. Whether you like it or not, it's not canibalism.
Box 7
Deb:Fine. Here's your burger.
Jason D:Thanks.
Box 8
Jason D:Mmm...
Box 9
Deb:I'm taking Monkey Burger off the menu.